Nuestra amada menstruación:
Estómago: ¡COMETE TOOOODO!
Sentimientos: No me importa si estabas llorando hace 10 minutos, eso es jodidamente divertido, ríete. Ahora quiero que odies a muerte a cualquier tío que te pregunte lo que sea, lo que sea, ¿me oyes?
Estómago: ESPECIALMENTE CHOCOLATE OM NOM NOM
Útero: He decidido actuar como si alguien estuviese dandome puñetazos constantemente . Espero que no te importe
Tú: ¿ por qué no tendré pene?
"Since the dawn of recorded history, something like 110 billion human beings have been born into this world. And not even a single one of them made it. There are 6.8 billion people on the planet. Roughly 60 million of them die every year. 60 million people. That comes out to about 160,000 people per day. I read this quote once when I was a kid, “We live alone, we die alone. Everything else is just an illusion.” It used to keep me up at night. We all die alone. So, why am I supposed to spend my life working, sweating, struggling? …For an illusion? Because no amount of friends, no girl, no assignments about conjugating the pluperfect or determining the square root of hypotenuse is gonna help me avoid my fate. I have better things to do with my time."
- The Art Of Getting By. (via a-asshole)
(via interlaid)
Los aeropuertos ven más besos sinceros que las recepciones de bodas. Los muros de hospitales han escuchado más oraciones reales que las iglesias.
(Source: yvolvianacer, via hip-hopadikta)
"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive."
- Josephine Hart (via schadenfreudic)
(Source: quote-book, via aloeoe)
